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Showing posts with label Cikgu Zuraini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cikgu Zuraini. Show all posts

Monday, March 5, 2012

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Perverts!!!

Hallo! First thing first, we had the Pelantikan Pengawas thingy... Bukan raptai tau! Mmg yg original punya... I'm glad that it went on smoothly... Si Fahmi mmg kurang asam... Time time aku beratur kat depan tu juga dia cakap

Allya gemuk!

Aish budak tu! Sabor jelah... And to the other KEREK's boys, I can see you guys laughing -_- Especially when 2 C1 sang XD

After assembly, Teacher Hazrimah told us that we(prefects) have to do a performance later on in April... I'm worried 'cause my class are doing a performance too!!! Aiyoyo! Hahaha :)

Masa Sejarah pun lawak... I forgot to bring my Sejarah's note so awal-awal lg dah mengaku XD It goes on like this

Me: Cikgu! Saya lupa nak bawa buku Sejarah! >,< Ni cikgu! Cubit Cikgu! Saya surrender awal awal!
Cikgu: Tak pelah... Saya baik hari ni :)

Nasib baik! Selamat! Tp hari ni kan, Cikgu Zuraini bersinar semacam... My friends all said that she's pregnant but when I asked her she said no... Sooo.. No lah kut XD

This are the part where some perverts appear...

I took Aisyah, Syamiel, Fahmi and Zan as the props team... I'm glad dorang buat kerja especially Zan.. Thanks Zan :)

Aiiiiish! I don't know how to tell you guys lah! Makhluk 2 ekor tu(Fahmi, Syamiel) keeps on talking about ___ !!! Even Fahmi created a new word... OM* It means Oh My **** Ya Allah! U cant imagine what happened there! There is this one time where I kacau Syamiel and dia balas balik and after that I fell... Fahmi then said

Die nak ajak kau main tu Miel... Sebab tu die kacau XD

I was like -.- what?

That time Fahmi was like "Jom kita buka baju die!" He tarik tarik my vest you know! Ya Allah!
To tell you the truth I was soooo scared at that time! Nasib baik that certain someone help me! Thank you :) Even his smile became more gentle these days :) Suke I XD

Aisyah and Fahmi was flirting all day long... Ish ish ish -_- But they're both sooo sweet ^///A\\\^

That is all for today... Oh yes! The case!

Case No.2
Perverts! Be careful! There are lots of perverts in our school!
Boys take care of your girlfriends and girls don't give the boys a chance to touch you!
You've been warned! So don't regret it later on :)

Tata ^,^

P/S: Amirul looks QUITE macho now since his hair is as pointy as a porcupine XD Sumpah smart ^,^ Bak kata Lyana "Handsomelah pula si Amirul tu >///,\\\<" Hohohohohohohoho ;)

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

First Day At School 2012

OMG! To tell you the truth I was sooo exited about the back to school thingy!!! I didn't even sleep... Heehehehehehehehe Kantoi... Btw, it is not as amazing as I thought it would...

I went to school... When I sampai je jumpe Aiza chin then jumpa Nody chin, Ainur chin, Diy diy chin, Aisyah chin, Hafiz chin(nody lil bro) and Yana chin..... We talked and hugged like weve been apart for years... Hhahahahahahahaha XD Lebai mode on ;) After that LEBAI moment I ticked my name on the prefect list... Me and the girls went in the hall... Cikgu buat ucapan ni itu ini and habis... But there's tons of Form 1 this year... 5 class man!!! Forget about it... Then when we went to SEARCHED our class we meet the boys.... My friend shout 'Miel!' I carilah bayang makhluk tu (since my friend seems hysterical when she saw him) I was quite surprised exactly... He wore short sleeve shirt.... He looked like a nerd... He just need that 'Kacamata Kuda' thingy XD At last I found my class!!! It's the old 2 KRK class... Sumpahlah! Aq rasa tempat pembuangan sampah lg cantik! No offence 2 KRK ;) Eh I mean 3 KRK :)

We played around on the first and 2nd period I think.... Then Pn. Ainiza masuk and she said that she will teaches us Sejarah... The boys are quite happy... Read the conversation below
Syamiel: Alhamdulillah! Bukan Cikgu Zuraini! Selamat aku!
Cikgu Ainiza: Kawan baik tu!
Syamiel: Tp cikgu x mcm tu kan? x cubit masa dapat markah sikit?
Cikgu Ainiza: x taulah......
The boys: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!! >,<
Hahahahahahhaahhahahaha XD And after that Pn. Preemala or Primala came and claimed that she is our class teacher.... Dah mcm tu buatlah bende yg mmg kalau baru buka sekolah.... Pemilihan jawatan... We kinda fought about that though... At last we kept the old 'Ketua' which is Fahmi and the old 'Penolong Ketua Kelas' Lyana chin.... But for the Biro part... Fahmi tulis je nama yg aq sebut XD Terbaik ;) But I'm not the class 'Ketua Keceriaan' anymore TT^TT Its quite sad but since I've became a prefect.... Redha jelah... Bg kesempatan kat yg lain... So I choose Steph chan... But no matter what, aq jugalah yg control keceriaan kelas XD It was a very hard choice since those yg mmg berseni semua dah ada jawatan...

Oh ya! We have a new friend today! Her name is Dania something.... Tehehhehehehehe.... She is from Seremban Negeri Sembilan... Agak pendiam... But well... She is not like me who went crazy on her first day of school XD She is pretty... I love her eye lashes! Sumpah smart gila!! Cantik!!! At first I thought that she wore mascara or something but she didn't... Fine!!! (jealous mode on)

Bla3 It's fun... I thought BM would be unfun since we hope that Cikgu Hayati would teaches us again this year TT^TT But Pn. Siti Aminah pun best! ^,^ Masa time Geo we played around, again..... And we get to know Dania secret ;) It is quite annoying when Fahmi and Syamiel disturb us but well... They're our class little ehem ehem RASCAL.... Hahahahhahahahahaha XD I guess that is all for today...

Oh yes... Mazlin cant came today T^T

Tata ;)

P.s.: I'm sorry if this post is a little insane since I wrote it while I'm sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy........Zzzzzzzz...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Another Day At School I Guess ^^

Me dtg lambat (We can go to a ceramah yeaaaa!! Hhahhahahahahaha XD)

1st period (Geo)

Nothing extraordinary.... We were just talking cause the librarians are not in the class so Cikgu malas nak ajar...

2nd period (SC)

Presentation (quite insane I guess) We have to do some exercise on the chameleon book thingy... And Syamiel dikenakan balik...

Recess

Me, Steph, Fahmi, Danial and the Twins talks about ehem ehem... Hhehehehehehe.... And Zal asked for some medicine this morning cause he had a somethinglah... And u know u know!!! Firdaus has become very famous!!! XD There are some seniors (girls) waving to him and said he is cute <3 Kkakakakakakakakaakkakakakakakak XD

3rd period (PI)

Ustaz didnt came... Boring... Im writing on my book about this at that time ^,^

4th period (Sej)

U know lah Ckg Zuraini XD The best of the best! Kene bebel skit sbb (agak sengajakan) meninggalkan buku nota Sej di Indonesia... Hhehehehehe... Kantoi... I am very sleepy at that time -_- And when were talking about pengedar pengedar Syamiel asked a very dumb and stupid question

' Pengedar perempuan ada, Cikgu?!'
Hhahhahhahhahahahaahahaha XD Mcm sengal

That is all for today I guess ^,^

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

So Embarrassing!!!


Wuaaaaaa!!! I was like blushing!!! My face was red and hot!!! >///,\\\< Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih!! Cikgu Zuraini, sanggup cikgu!! Wuaaa!! Nape kene terlepas!!! How could cikgu said this while pointing at him

Cannelah kau boleh suke kat budak mcm die Allya?

Me

'///_\\\' Cikgu!!! >///,\\\< Suke mase thn 6 je!!!!!

Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Wuaaaaa!! It is even more embarrassing when I heard Rizal I think said

Merah muke kau ______ XD

_____

Mmglah!! (And then he said something but I forget... I only heard) .....budak cam die suke aku....

But before that I heard him saying 'kuat suara' or something I forgot lah...

I am dumb toooooooooooo!!! Nody said

Nape ko x bg tau ko ske die mase darjah 4 je...

Me

0.0 I'm sooo dumb!!!

Nody pon x habis2 pegang pipi den.... Die ckp panas... Puh '3'

Stop blushing Allya!!!


Wuaaaaaa!! Cikgu Zuraini!! Jgnlah buli sy lagi cikgu... TT^TT

Tehehehhehehe ^,^

Friday, July 29, 2011

Another Day At School


Today, its raining heavily... I sampai kat skolah tepat pukul 8 ^,^ mase tu Cikgu Zuraini dah masuk tp kelas bising so x pelah ^,^ Yg lawaknye the first thing I saw is Syamiel kene cubit ngan cikgu... x sempat bagi salam lg dah kene... ahahahahhahaha XD

I brought the sour candy thinghy, I ate it and my classmates yg dekat minta... Hahahahahhaah XD yg lawaknye bile aq tgk tempat expired, tertulis '05032011' Aq ingatkan dah expired eh ternyata dibuat pd tarikh tersebut... Athirah pon terkejut sbb die makan byk... Kiterang pon kenekanlah yg makan... Bile kiterang bg tau, Shavvin, Syamiel, Syahrizal, Ainur, Fahmi, Nody ngan Lyana trus pucat.... Hhahahahahahahahhaha XD padahal expiring date 02112012

Mase Sejarah td pon cikgu bg markah... Pergh 64% bhai... trok... Then cikgu ckp aq ngan Syamiel tirulah itulah inilah... Yeloh cikgu... Hhehehehehe XD

Lots happened... This those and bla3 I pitied Yaya !!! She went to school today and her eyes were like =,= Sembab gile seyh!! Die ckp die tension... Banyak nangis... Wuaaaaa!!! Yaya!!! TT^TT

That is all for today ^,^

Friday, July 22, 2011

The Pain Of Yesterday And Today

OK! YESTERDAY, DATIN HASMAH CUBIT EDEN!!! BKN DEN SORANG, SATU KELAS KENE SBB BUKU SESUMPAH X SIAP!! AQ KENE BANYAK!!! SAKIT BHAI!!! SEKARANG BIRU SEYH!! TP X PELAH, BALASAN KATAKAN...

AND NOW, ABOUT TODAY... MASE SEJARAH DEN TERSILAP BW BUKU NOTA SEJARAH PULAK!!! TERBW BUKU YG LAME, YG BASAH TERKEN SIRAP HARITU!! PENAT AQ BUAT SEMALAMAN NOTA, KENE CUBIT JUGAK!!! HAHAHAHAAHA XD NASIB BAIK CIKGU ZURAINI BG SETENGAH DOS JE...

HARI PON KENE INJECTION HPV... YG KEDUA PON YA ALLAH SAKIT GILE LGLAH YG KE 3!!! BOLEH TAHAN LAH.. MASE KENE INJECT X SAKIT SGT... SBB LEPAS KENE INJECT KEBAS SEKEJAP, TP LEPAS KEBAS!!!! AAAAAA!!! SAKIT!!! SAMPAI SKARANG LG LENGUH TGN!!!

SO THE CONCLUSION IS DONT TOUCH BOTH OF MY ARMS!!!

BECAUSE:

YG KANAN: KENE CUBIT NGAN DATIN HASMAH AND CIKGU ZURAINI
YG KIRI: _______ RETAKKAN BAHU AQ AND BARU KENE INJECT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! DAHLAH ESOK NAK PEGI JLN NGAN ATHIRAH!!! SABO JELAH!!! >,<


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

WUAAAAA!!! CIKGU BULI SAYA!!!

YESTERDAY, WAKTU KELAS TAMBAHAN, CIKGU ZURAINI MEMBULI DIRIKU!!!! >,< FIRST I TOLD HER ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE(HEHHEHEEHEHE)

THEN WHEN SHE KNOWS WHO I LIKE SHE WAS LIKE CALLING HIM INSTANLY!!! DAH PULAK CIKGU MENGEJEK SAYA NGAN DIE!!! >///,\\\<

AND YESTERDAY, ME, ATHIRAH, FATIN AND NODY WERE PLAYING 'TRUTH OR DARE' AND MY DARE WAS TO CONFESS TO HIM! SO BILE CIKGU BULI AQ, AQ MENJERITLAH

' FORGOT THAT WE CANT SAID THE TRUTH OR DARE THINGY!!

AND HE WAS LIKE 'HAH?! ISH KO NIKAN!!! CAM KELING( CIKGU NORIS DAH CKP X LEH SEBUT BENDE TU) AH!!!' I WAS LIKE 'AH LEGA HATIKU!!!' HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The First Day Of School (The 2nd Semester)

The first day was like XD It was sooo fuuun!!! But it is quite tiring because I slept right away after school 'till 7p.m. Even after that I still feel sooo damn sleeeeeepy... The teachers gave us a lot of works(hampeh) since we were resting for 2 weeks... And we've got our Sejarah, Geo, Sc and Math result... I dont wanna tell the marks!!! >< Sejarah pon cikgu dah janji kalau dpt bwh 75 kene DOS so I get one.... I was screaming like hell!! Everyone laugh when it's my turn... s**t!! Nasib baik dpt DOS 1 je... Hehehe... It was funny when it was Syamiel's turn... He get the DOS 4 maybe and PUKULAN YG TERBAIK PUNYA!!! Hahahaha XD

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Agama, Sejarah and Geografi (Wednesday, May 25, 2011)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today was crazy!!! Three hard subject on the same day!!! My head/brain are going to explode!!!! Agama and Geo no worries but SEJARAH dpt B pergh!!!! Boleh dpt dos 5 aq!!! Dos 1 are like x_x lglah dos 5
><___________>


Ya Allah tolonglah kasih nilai/markah yg bagus... I don't want to be like


Habislah Kalau Kami Turun Markah,
Dos 5 Akan Diberi,
Kalau mengamuk Harimau(syamiel) pon lari,
Itulah Cikgu ............... Kami !!!!



Hahahahahaha XD